D's = A's: My High School's Complex Grading System
Gross Things I Did To Food When I Worked At McDonald's
I Hired Some Chinese Kid To Write This Essay
Why The Admissions Director Loves His Car And Wouldn't Want Anything Bad To Happen To It
A Few Ideas On What To Do With All Those Annoying Elderly People
Faith Hill: She's A Good Singer, But Is She Really A Diva?
Instead Of An Essay, Here's a Photocopy Of My Ass
One Year In College, Then 'Hello, NBA!'
Extra Top Ten Bad Titles For College Application Essays:
The Greatest Crisis Facing The World Today: No New Albums By Journey
A List of 493 Communists In My High School
Attached To This Page Is a Bright, Shiny Nickel: Yours If You Accept Me
A Preview Of Some Protests I'll Be Leading When I Get To Your School
The Judge Said, 'College or Prison?'
How To Skip to the 30th Level in 'Mortal Kombat'
Why I'll Want My Mom To Live With Me In The Dorm
The Alphabet: Do We Really Need All Those Letters?
Realizing The Potential of...Holy Crap, Lethal Weapon's On, I'll Finish This Later
My 2000 Rotisserie Baseball Team
My Favorite Episodes of Magnum, P.I.
Everything I Need To Know I Learned From My Cult
Why The Other 193 Colleges Were Wrong To Reject Me
Volunteering at a Rest Home and Scamming The Old Coots Out Of Their Social Security Checks
The Most Influential Person In My Life: Chuck Woolery
Thank Goodness You Didn't Ask Me For a Drug Test
Sleeping My Way To a Recommendation Letter
Some Offensive Ethnic Jokes I Found On The Internet
What I'd Like To Do To Merv Griffin
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